#!/usr/bin/perl
# evi, june 2000, $evi @ cest-ma-maison.net
# rule added october 2008 to block disgraceful visitors
# disclaimer.pl

require "netiquette.pl";
require "mature.pl"; 

print "EEEEEE VV     VV  IIIIII\n";
print "EE      VV   VV     II\n";   
print "EEEE     VV VV      II\n";
print "EE        VVV       II\n";
print "EEEEEE     V      IIIIII\n\n\n\n"; 

$_ =<STDIN>; chop($_);
if (((/SPAMMER/)  || (/IMMORAL/) || (/DIRTY/) || (/JUNK/)) && !(/PERSONAL/)) {
  return 0; # false, visit me next time when you are ready, k?
}
$not_accepted=0;
while ($not_accepted==0) {
  print "DISCLAIMER\n";
  print "=============================================================\n\n";
  print "THIS SITE HAS NO CONNECTION WITH ANY INSTITUTION OR COMPANY\n";
  print "ALL OF ITS CONTENT IS UNDER FULL RESPONSIBILITY OF THE
      AUTHOR\n";
  print "UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD ITS CONTENT BECOME MISUSE\n";
  print "NO PROFIT TAKING SHOULD BE RAISED FROM THIS SITE\n";
  print "BE POLITE, ALL YOUR ACTIVITIES ON THIS SITE ARE MONITORED\n";
  print "(For this last point, yuppe..., I mean it";
  print "that sometimes I check the statistic and other captured data, ummm,";
  print "remove dirty entry in guestbook... sorta";
  print "Anyway, aren't all of our daily activities monitored too?)\n";
  print "===========================================================\n"
  $not_accepted=<STDIN>; chop($not_accepted);
}
print "\n\nThank you, welcome to my personal homepage";
print "\n\nEnjoy your staying here!";
 
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understood. dismiss this window

I have collected these images or this music from all over the web for your enjoyment and I believe all to be public domain. If you find your copyrighted work here and wish it removed just E-mail me, and I will do so


Impersonation

I do not attend any social-networking or social chat session. I was an irc addict before in my student time, that's more than enough, thank you very much. Anyone unknown to you in real life who clearly gave the URL to this website and claimed to be me is an impersonator.

I welcome anyone who visit this website for a good intention, however only on a very rare occassion would I give the URL to this website. There is no need to be famous by owning this website. The only way I would like to be famous is by winning a badminton game in some official match, but I guess it is too late (sigh).


Abuse Claim

I do not do any bad act (some moron called it as hack when the actual meaning is crack, and worse yet, script-kiddies). I have my own toys around here, I do not need yours. I would rather sleep, code for hours, talk with friends, and do my other hobbies rather than trying to look "cool" by cracking.

There is no intention to spread hatred nor blasphemy because I created each part of this homepage with smile remembering people behind it and people who will read it or make use of it in the future. A loving memory and a loving hope of each page. It's been 10 years since I wrote the first page here, and I still want to keep it.


Fans

I do not collect fans! I am just an ordinary person trying to make a living and be good.